JuZ Go AHead NoW...

2005-05-31T22:58:00.000+08:00

HE ROX!!!

n SO skool started...

2005-05-30T22:52:00.000+08:00

HAIYAH...SKOOL STARTED DIS MORNING...9 O'CLOCK SUMORE...HAIZ....BACK 2 DE WORKING MODE....ARGGGHHH!!!...DAMN BORING AT SKOOL...N GO HOME DAMN TIRED...OK DATS 4 NOW...!!!!

2005-05-25T23:59:00.000+08:00

THE CHAMP!

THE LATIN SNAKE!!!!

2005-05-25T23:51:00.000+08:00

yess yeaa yesss!!!!!!!!!!!
The Latin Snake!!!!!!!!!
THE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!

woooweeee!!!!caught the finale of the contender juz now....wad a great fight man....SERGIO really really deserves to win..he gave PETER a hell series of punches, jabs, n uppercuts...wad a great combinations!!PETER cant really do much coz i tink hes too tired...aniwae he still will be look upon as the champ...ALFONSO gets de third place...too bad for JESSE...awwwwww!!!

dats all ah k...now gonna SLEEP!!!!!
byebyebye!!!

2005-05-23T23:43:00.000+08:00

FAGGOTS ALERT!!!Karen N Betty..!!wahaha

i luv PUNANI!!

2005-05-14T22:57:00.000+08:00

ouh dad...i love PUNANI!!...wahaha...i juz gt 2 watch de RUSSELL PETERS comedy which my fren has been toking abt since a long tym ago...if u guys get de chance to watch it..juz watch it kay...coz its worth it..wahaha..you'll be laffing ur arse off..!!=P..aniwae i will not be at home for de next 6 daes...i goin FO camp lah at st johns island...so aniting msg my HP aite...n one more ting...............DON'T EVER EVER EVER MISS ME WHILE I'M AWAY...whaha...jz kiddin lah...nobody wants to miss me 4 sure n i'm gonna miss alot of ppl...haha..wokayyyy...BYESS!!!

i've gt an EARWORM..!!

2005-05-12T23:44:00.000+08:00

i'm addicted to dis song man. in other words i've got an EARWORM which is a song or tune dat is stuck on ur head. u wanna noe de song...haha..its I PREDICT A RIOT by KAISER CHIEFS...gerek tau...go dwnld faster...haha...here's de lyrics...if i gt tym i'll upload de song aite..=P

Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never have happened to Smeaton
And old Leodiensian
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

I tried to get in my taxi
A man in a tracksuit attacked me
He said that he saw it before me
Wants to get things a bit gory
Girls run around with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat, well they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there
Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

dat's da lyrics...another song which is oso nice by dis band is Na Na Na Na Naa..i tink de whole album song is nice..so go dwnld now or buy its album aite...adios

BORIIINNGG!!

2005-05-10T22:35:00.000+08:00

HAIYAH!!SO SIAN SIA!!!TODAE LAZY TO UPDATE AH..OK...DATS ALL...BYEBYE!

BORIIINNGG!!

2005-05-08T22:18:00.000+08:00

HAIZ...LAZY AH TO UPDATED....BYEBYE!!!!!

hooray..!!hooray!!

2005-05-05T09:09:00.000+08:00

OOOooooOOowEEEE!!!yesh ah can enjoy liao!!can hooray hooray!!!u noe y....bcoz....... my result is out!!wahaha...yeay!!happy...happy..happy....!!early in de morning wake up cek result..den happy happy!!....so...u wanna noe my results....OF COZ LAH I PASS!!!...if not y happy happy write in de blog....wad oni!!!ok lah...i did quite OK...especially de MATHS ah...unbelievably...gt such werd ah...nvr mind...i gt an A!!!!!A u noe!!!if ALePh can get A dat means everybody can get distinction sia...realli..!!!dats y i happy happy updated early in de morning...nyahaha!!klah heres de rest of my result....................

Engineering Mathematics : A
Workshop Practice : A
Character Development : B+
Computer Programming : B+
Engineering Materials : C
Electrical Technology : C+
DIY PC(GEMS) : C+
Critical Reasoning Skills : D

oklah...dats my results...so now can enjoy orredy...hu wanna go out celebrate can call me ah...wahahah...one more ting..DEE...kater nak pi mkn kat seoul garden..biler nak pi...wahaha..ok ok go go go..!!!

BORING SIA!!

2005-04-30T22:39:00.000+08:00

hi hi hi. ni hao ma? BORING SIA!! for de past few daes i've been staying at home...todae den i gt to jln-jln carik mkn..wahhwahwah...since holidae my daily routine is de same...
1) SLEEP
2) MAKAN
3) WATCH TV
4) PLAY COMPUTER
ya dats abt all...haiz..wanna go werk lazy ah..but sit at home doin all this also i gt alot of knowledge...watch tv gt noe many things frm discovery,animal planet,cartoon network..n many more..play computer oso i learn somting..to use de photoshop..wahaha..realli sia i juz noe how 2 use it..hehe...my favourite work done on photoshop is de iPod ad ahich is done by PSD..here is de pix...

BEFORE

AFTER..tadaaa!!

n here's one more.....
BEFORE
+
AFTER

yeay!! there u gt my first two workpiece by using photoshop...wOOhhOOHHoo!!
tiLl then..taTa tiTi tuTu...=P

MIDDLE CHILD SYNDROME

2005-04-26T15:46:00.000+08:00

The middle or second born child or children often have the sense of not belonging. They fight
to receive attention from parents and others because they feel many times they are being
ignored or dubbed off as being the same as another sibling. Being in the middle a child can
feel insecure. The middle child often lacks drive and looks for direction from the first born
child. Sometimes a middle child feels out of place because they are not over achievers and
like to go with the flow of things.

Being a middle child would mean they are loners. They really don’t like to latch on to a
person in a relationship, there fore they have trouble keeping one due to lack of interest.
Not liking to take the limelight for anything, they are not over achievers and just simply
work enough work to get by, and typically that goes with school as well as a career. They are
however very artistic and creative. If forced to use abilities they will work well, but do
not work well under pressure. They often start several projects but rarely keep focused long
enough to finish a project. The best career move for a middle child would be along the lines
of using their creative. Going into a writing or journalism career, and into a career that
they could freely express themselves would be good. Anything that would have hours that are
flexible, and projects that frequently changed would be good for a middle born child. Since
relationships are not of high importance to a middle child, often times they are alone.
However, the best possible match for a middle child would be a last born. http://ks.essortment.com/whatismiddlec_rsoe.htm

i came across this link in when i bloghopped...i tink its meaningful..i am de middle child of de family..so AM I AFFECTED??..haha..i tink de facts are true..so someone hu noes me will oso noe if i'm affected or not...as wad de article said i'm a loner...LONELY, I'M SO LONELY!!!...but..they oso said dat i'm very artistic N creative..i tink its somewad true...so anybody hu is de middle child, w're on de same boat..wahaaha..one more ting..i tink i shld consider writing as my career..we'll see..=P

2005-04-23T01:03:00.000+08:00

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yEEyyhaww...I scOrEd !!!

2005-04-23T00:13:00.000+08:00

yeah!yeah!yeah!..wad a day man!!lots of laugh n lots of anger in sum ppl...waahhaa!!

2dae gt match..playin 4 MM team at st.wilfred...muz wake early no chance 2 slp until 2 pm...wahaha...plan 2 meet up at j.E at 730..but wake up late...haiz...den tot go dere myself skali sam oso late...dat one as usual ah..=)..so go wif him...den stop at boon keng meet de rest...while waiting at de MRT station outside 7-11(if u'all noe ah) den zuhri go kick2 de ball...den came dis bastard staff n he said,"Pls do not play wif ur balls here.."den i laugh at zuri n point to his REAL balls saying de same line as him...den de bastard come back n say he mean it n he ask us to leave de station...WTH!!den wen we r goin out on de escalator he purposely tok on his walkie-talkie to say dat deres dis bunch of kids...blah blah bla....wad a petty arseHOLE man....haiz....den on the way singgah kedai buy water...den zuri again left his can at de kedais sit n he make de auntie angry...hahaha..muz be zuri ah...de nyonya say later kena saman n wad lah..hahaha

so we go straight to de field ah den start de match...PRREEEETT!!..game start(actualli no whistle)...den SUDDENLY.......their team scored...!!arrggHH..so fast sia...wad sia i doin..tot dey veri good ah..start oni score wad...den SUDDENLY....our team score..wahaha..wad a relive....tot gonna lose....den we kept scoring...until de final score is ALOT - 4..wahahaha!!..cannot be counted sia de no. of goals...i tink its 20+...wad a thrashing..n u noe wad...I SCORED HAT-TRICK!!!yeah baybe yeah!!haha

den after match went to town....tot of goin smayang at al-falah...den frm boon keng drop at dhoby ghaut 2 change train...so we walk at de travelator(i tink)..den frm far i saw dis singh wearing turban...i pinch sam n say wad kaler...den he say blue correct ah...den continue walking...zuri catch up 2 me n wanted 2 pinch me suddenly wen de singh pass us he say,"badan byk busuk...(den sumting vulgar)"..haha..he staring at all of us...rbk zuhri...i tink he noe wad we doin...ayoh tk tau...!!

reach town walk2...i gt myself pair of slippers...den bossini gt gif away free baloons n some toys...but DEN...one of de bossini ppl giving out de things is a BAPOK..den wen we walk pass her i mean him affie start to sing,"Pok,pok,pok,bujang lapok...."..she turn back look at affie n all of us n say,"aku tampar korng baru tau.."...wahaha...die terase..fortunately its outside..if its inside bossini,itink affie kena rogol orredy...hahai..den we go play pool...after dat we go home...

hahaha...2dae...sial ah make 4 ppl angry..de bastard mrt staff,de nyonya kedai,de singh n de bapok...haha...rbk sey kiterng..

jeng jeng jeng.......

2005-04-21T23:10:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAE BOI !!!!!!!

2dae zuhri's birthdae...nothing 2 give so juz wish him ah...kwang3...=P

i'm UpdatIng.......

2005-04-19T23:36:00.000+08:00

on a mondae, i am waiting
tuesdae it is fading...
lalalalalalallalalalal...

yest mondae todae tuesdae...so i'll update for both daes todae coz my fren-cum-cuzin ask me to...wahaha...kiddin k...actualli i lazy ah...i oso donno y..sitting at home noting 2 do seems fun...BUT...its BORING!!haiz.............do blog nice nice den no entries wad 4...true rite...

yest..let me see. hmmmmmMM...wad did i do yest ah??!..ouh ya..not much...as usual woke up at abt 2 pm...gereq sia...gt dream somting....not wet dreamlah..but forget liao....den bath,mkn,play com,watch tv den...nite orredy watch The Contender..wahh baik ah joey wins...he still manage 2 win wif his hemstring prob...yeeehaw..!!but i pity juan as he had 2 bail out due 2 some of his injuries...his out n sumone will cum back...muahahahaha..i tink its between miguel n tarrick n not de stuckup jackass ahmed....ya i hate him...

den 2dae need 2 wake up early...haiz sian sia.....need 2 go factory visit....at first i tot wad is SMC pnuematics factory...den after de visit i noe...if u wanna noe go find out ah..quite fun ah go dere....gt go de production factory where all de pnuematic products r made....i gt ans 1 ques correct den gt ltd edition mug...damn big sia de mug......de bez part is tea break tym....wen deres free food,it alwaes taste great...affie eat alot sia..i tink he eat 4 epok2s....hahai..den deres dis sign in de bois toilet juz above de urinal it says,"Please move neraer. It may not be as long as you thought it would be." wad does dat suppose to mean??!wahahaha

den go back home...mkn, play checkers wif affie 4 awhile...den SUDDENLY my bed start to call me...haha...den i slp lah...wahh veri de long orredy ah...klah...i wanna slp AGAIN..wahha...tmr gt soccer trainin...till den..TATA

2005-04-19T23:31:00.000+08:00

did u see dat ant..??damn,its pretty..wahaha ngarotz...C=

2005-04-15T00:09:00.000+08:00

The Squaters.......

wooohooohhoooo!!!On Holiday!!

2005-04-14T23:40:00.000+08:00

yeye da abes exam...!!can hooray hooray liao..!!wahahaha..on wed the last paper...now can sleep de whole day...sori ah long tym neba update coz gt exam lah..now den can..=P..

on wed which is yest after exam met up wif sam n sha wanna go bbdc..but den go dere donno wad de toots...dun wan 2 tok abt it ah...den nuting 2 do wen 2 town 2 makan wif sam, sha, zuri, shida n jay-z...go jalan-jalan cari mkn den finally go mkn at LJS at fareast...BUT DEN!!..nuting happens..donno hu gt de idea to play pool..den everybody go play..haiz...-_-"...play until 3 hours..hhaha...dey sae share de cost but i no money..shida pay 4 me...now i owe her $4...den go home...

2dae whole dae sleep...zuri called me wanna follow job hunting or not but lazy ah..ya actualli i wanna look 4 job...so anione gt lobang pm aite..wahaha..k lah dats all...wanna go sleep again..yeah!!

AARRGGHHHH!!!!!

2005-03-22T00:48:00.000+08:00

PAIN PAIN PAIN!!! wtf...my body aches all over.....i tink bcoz of de soccer match yest...shit man...go skool oso no mood study.......dis week slack coz alot subject no more lesson....k lah donnoe wad more 2 rite n now muz go rest liao....PAIN PAIN PAIN!! arrggggghhhhh!!! btw...juz now de contender is gr8...nyahaha....westside team rulez!!!

2005-03-20T23:43:00.000+08:00

YEAH!! dis is de man dat i support 4 de contender..haha..Joey Gilbert frm de WestCoast team..i tink he will win coz he is fast n has contribute alot during de challenge..ya man realli...u shld watch him in action..rmbr tml nite 9pm @ AXN...=D

YEAY!!

2005-03-18T00:59:00.000+08:00

finally my new layout pinish...wahwahwah..=p So ppl...wadya waiting for...give comments aite..hehe....happy viewing.....=D

HAPPY BIRTHDAE DIAN FARHANA!!!

2005-03-12T18:00:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAE TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAE TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAE TO KAMBING!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAE TO YOU!

haHai...hePi biRthdAe sIs..!
maY aLL ur wISheS cUm trUe!!
aLL dE bEsT!!
wahahaha.....=D

2005-03-12T17:28:00.000+08:00

wahahaha...de birthdae gerl...=P

NyaAhahAha...

2005-02-25T23:21:00.000+08:00

affie n me....affie wanna step tinggi..dats y he's body senget..haha...
sori ah long tym nvr update...been quite bz n oso lazy...hahai...so if i gt tym den i will make a proper post aite..adios amigos..=P

2005-02-10T23:17:00.000+08:00

dis pix is taken durin de SP Innovex thingy...haikal,me,dee n jep...

Just Do It

2005-02-02T22:53:00.000+08:00

One night a teenager dropped his girlfriend at her home. As they wereabout to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guygot in an extra romantic mood.

With an air of confidence, heleaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"

Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad?My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

"No, no.I just can't"

"I'm begging you ... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in asleepy voice she said,
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it,

but for God's sake and all of ours....

TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL!!"

WESTSIDE VIRUS

2005-01-28T18:54:00.000+08:00

dis is our team logo..nice huh...u noe y...coz its design by ME...wahwahwah..=P

SENYUMAN RAGAMU

2005-01-26T23:57:00.000+08:00

Senyuman Ragamu - Gerhana Skacinta feat.Radhi OAG

Kemana saja kau belari bersembunyi,
Kutahu cintamu padaku teguh,
Tak ku peduli cara dan tingkah lakumu,
Kerna ku tak akan pergi jauh dari sisimu,
Dengarlah kasih...

Kanku serahkan segala kepadamu..
Kanku serahkan segala kepadamu..
Kanku serahkan segala padamu..
Kanku serahkan segala kepadamu..

Kanku bina sebuah singgahsana,
Untukmu berlindung dari hujan basah,
Pabila malam kutermimpikan wajahmu,
Takkan jiwa ragaku berakhir nikmatnya,
Dengarlah kasih...

Kanku serahkan segala kepadamu..
Kanku serahkan segala kepadamu..
Kanku serahkan segala padamu..
Kanku serahkan segala kepadamu..

Kanku bina sebuah singgahsana,
Untukmu berlindung dari hujan basah,
Pabila malam kutermimpikan wajahmu,
Takkan jiwa ragaku berakhir nikmatnya,
Dengarlah kasih...

Kanku serahkan segala kepadamu..
Kanku serahkan segala kepadamu..
Kanku serahkan segala padamu..
Kanku serahkan segala kepadamu..

weee...heard dis song yest at suria chanel at de kedai kopi near al-mukminin wen mkn wif zuri n sam...nice song n nice lyrics...i've uploaded de song so that i can share it wif u all...=D

Click HERE to download the song.

woweeeeeeeee..!!

2005-01-24T23:32:00.000+08:00

Honey...it's been a long time coming...wahaha..=)realli man its been a long tym since i've updated my blog...i've been doin juz fine dis days...oni dat i miss my mama n papa...wahaha..dey've gone overseas lah 2 do de haj..now come back 2 my lyf..weeeeeee..!!

Now i wanna tok abt yest....i haf great fun man...;) actualli gt soccer match in de morning but i lazy 2 go arh...wahaha...so i sleep till abt 2 den i wake up..den as usual bathe n all dat ah..actualli im waitin 4 a call frm my father's fren abt de kambing whether arrive orredy or not...coz my father bought 3 kambings 4 us 2 sembelih 1 for me,1 for my sis,1 for my bro...n sumore my father not here...den i muz go sembelih myself..den after bathe gt de call...he ask me 2 turun 2de masjid 2 standby...dat tym was abt 330...so i call haikal 2 help me wrestle wif de kambingx as per norm i do it evry year..

den meet haikal at usual place den go de mosque at redhill...we reach dere at ard 445...so we do our prayers 1st arh...den we wait for de kambing 2 arrive...den t one tym announcement.."De kambing wld arrive at abt 20 mins tym",dey said in malay ah...but we wait n wait n wait n wait....until it finally reach at abt 930 at nite...WTF *toots *toots..(kambing pon buih jgak...)haiz..haahha..juz kiddin...heng ah i cop my kambing early2..no 40,41 n 42..wahaha..bez

so....we help ah catch de kambing 2 be position for de executioning..wahhaawe pin down de kambing abt 4 person 2 one kambiong..lyk play wrestling...haha...den wen dey kena sembelih gt alot of 'sumting'..sum of dem gif out a loud cry...sum of dem pee...n sum of dem even let of de HOLY SHIT...wahwahwah..=P..den wen my kambing turn, i go n choose de goat ah...i take 3 all fat2 one...yum yum..one of dem black kaler sia no choice liao...den i hold de parang ah or sword..ahah..wadeva it is....den i put it at de neck of de goat den i slaughter it..at 1st i quite scared man...coz 1st tym doin it mah..i sembelih all 3 one after another...

it pinish abt 1130...den gt announcement said dat de 2nd batch of de kambingx will arrive at port ard 1215am...so i n haikal go rest n mkn 1st lor...den during rest2 tym gt another announcement 2 ask all de volunteers to go inside a auditorium 2 haf a short meeting...i shock sia wen i heard de news...dey said dat de earliest de kambingx can arrive at de mosque is at...3am....wah lau...i look at haikal he look back at me...all make noise..haha..lyk dat we finish ard 8 in de morning ah...but den de next day gt skool...so afer a long thought we decide 2 go home...den we bathe n after dat haikal father fetch him home at de same tym send me home oso ah...reach home ard 230 am...den straight go slp..

next day wake up as usual go skool..noting much happen at skool...so dats all folks...Soondloo,Au Revoir,AFFIE singh,Chao,Ching Kao Pe..haha..bye

My Type of Song

2005-01-14T01:10:00.000+08:00

Alternative rock! You're the very interesting side
of rock... You sometimes reach the masses,
like Placebo, but mostly you're underground and
stay true to your musical roots... Just keep
what you're doing and churn out that good
stuff!

What genre of rock are you?
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WAd A joKE!!

2005-01-07T22:45:00.000+08:00

A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.

The American asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa." Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.

"Okay," says the American, "your turn". He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500. The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse, hands the American $5,and goes back to sleep.

And you thought Sardars were dumb!!!!!!!

wahwahwah...!!!

2004-12-29T23:51:00.000+08:00

ROCK ON ah nyonya...hahai...juz now saw dis auntie outside JP...i tot hu sia wear dat shirt...skali go nearer saw dis nyonya...LoL!!...i n affie take her pic...wa respect sama lu ah nya...hahahaha..=))

sTiLl pEEpiNg!!

2004-12-26T21:59:00.000+08:00

There were four Buddhist monks who played instruments and chanted everyday.
One fine morning, a lady in a mini skirt went into the temple to pray. When the lady knelt down to pray, one of the chanting monks saw the lady tsao k'ng (i.e. exposing herself accidentally).

The monk was shocked to see that the woman was not wearing any panties! He felt he had to share this valuable insight with his fellow monks, but also did not wish to alert the lady.

So he began chanting the message: "Wu lang bo chin nai ko....(Someone's not wearing panties...)"

The monk beside him was playing a tambourine, and he thumped this response: "Ti-to-lok, ti-to-lok (Where? Where?)"

The third monk, playing a horn, replied: "Duuu... Duuu........(There! There!)"

Finally, the last and the most righteous monk, sounded his cymbals in disgust: "Ti ti kua... ti ti kua! (Still peeping! Still peeping!)"

2004-12-25T23:21:00.000+08:00

dis is my hair now...veri de cooling..

once again we win..hahai

2004-12-25T23:20:00.000+08:00

first of all i wanna wish all my frens a MERRY CHRISTMAS..!!k go.!..yeah...juz now in de morning gt soccer match wif amans fren team...actualli we gt challenge dem b4 but not de warriorz play ah but sp mm members...dat tym we lose..haiyah nvr mind but dis tym we win ah...yeah..!!

dey say meet at redhill but after dat go see de field close cannot use...wad de toots man... :/..den change go clementi field...2dae very good...coz all de warriorz gt cum down...altogether 16 of dem..so 1st half i,herry,jegan.kamal n aman nvr play...let de other play 1st...so de score for 1st half i tink its 3-2...we're on de losing side...oh man...=[ ...

den 2nd half we made a major change 2 de defence side...all back 4 change ppl...i,herry,jegan n kamal go in but kamal change wif sharir n he play in front...realli sia its a big difference frm de 1st half...den we catch up until 6-4 we win...but we play 2nd half for oni 30 mins bcoz gt accident ah...it all happens wen zuhri gif goalkick,den kamal wanna take de ball coz its directly 2 him...but dis kamal here see de ball oni nvr see runnin man 2wards him...n so he kena clash by 2 of de opponent team...i tot its oni body n noting else happen den i saw red colour ting at kamal ear den aman say gt blood...den dey stop de match...wan i wen 2 see kamal ear..alamak...tear sia..n blood drippin of..(below for picture)...den we decide 2 send him 2 clinic but all close..in de end nvr go...

den after dat we go mkn at kedai kopiak again near de field....den after dat wen westmall jln2 n aman wanna gt a sliper...so i juz follow dem ah...after jln2 den dey stop at barber shop at 5th level..we juz see de hair style paste at de door ah...den herry say he wanna cut hair...den i oso join him ah cut...i cut my hair until so short man(later i put de pix)...but great ah..its cooling... =)...k go...dats all...

2004-12-25T22:48:00.000+08:00

fuhyoh...dis is kamal's ear after de clash..=I

My Chemical Romance

2004-12-21T01:25:00.000+08:00

Dis is My Chemical Romance de band...i lyk their songs uh...btw sori ah for not updating for such a long tym...been rather bz n lazy ah to update ah...i'll try to post sum jokes for ya'll...adios amigos

2004-12-13T21:13:00.000+08:00

dis is de car i saw yest...lawa dok...

hahai...kiter MENANG dok...(=

2004-12-12T22:38:00.000+08:00

wahwahwah...wad a tiring dae man...fuhyoh...almost everione gt an injury 2 dae.. ;)...klah...actualli 2dae we gt soccer match...vs my bro's team..hahai...yest nite den we decide 2 haf a match...last min siol...luckily both team agree 2 it fast...

match start at abt 230 liddat...den half tym went back 2 void deck check the tym is abt 345...wad de F man..we play de 1st half 1 hr 15 mins...fulamak...damn tired orredy...haireel cannot tahan sit beside tiang...haha...

1st half we oni concede 1 goal actualli...bcoz of herry own goal...wahwahwah...tapi not sengaje 1...den zuhri sian he wanna play up 4 a while...den sam change ah bcom keeper....wad de tootz lah..in less den 15 mins he concede another 2 goals...alahai...really sia...de 1st goal he concede i noelah he tired den don wanna dive...but den de 2nd goal i gt admit ah gt abit my fault bcoz of stppin in front of de goalpost...BUT...de ball so slow oso he cannot save...haiya...but 2 bad its orredy over cannot blame him animore...relax ah sam...=))..now we r losing by 3 goals 2 kosong...hahai...den juz b4 half tym i forget ah hu put in 2 goals...baik ah...kamal oso gt miss 2 try bcoz kena de tiang...2 tyms ya noe...

half tym den rain..very de big 1...wen de rain abt 2 stop den we started playin...dis tym our spirit is dere...hahai...we play oso can make alot of jokes sia...de half tym score is 3-2 n we r losin..so we catch up...2nd half we put in another 5 goals...fulaaaamakkk...tanx 2 kamal sia...realli...he 2dae on form giler babi nye...haha...he scored hat-trick plus 1...dats y i heard dat he is being called 'Star Striker' at his skool...wahwahwah..if we nvr gif him de chance 2 play stiker den we wld not noe dat he realli is a star striker...kamal jgn kembang tau kalo ko bacer nie...haha...dere is oso a guest star playa...herry's fren da...he oso scored 1 for us...so altogether de score is 7-3 until full tym...luckily we win...if not paiseh sia...big bro grp lose 2 small bro grp...hahai.. :P

after de match we go mkn at raihan..kedai kopiak sbelah masjid al-mukminin...after mkn den we go home...now at home watchin senario...kekekekakak...hahahai...=P..my butt pain sia...kena shove it by donno hu ah den kena de bone near de arse..aiyo...and oso kena stud at de my knee....after dis i tink go sleep liao...kk..bye

custard sia...hahai...(=

2004-12-10T15:39:00.000+08:00

An American tourist was visiting a temple in Singapore when he noticed two statues, a man and a woman by the altar.

He asked the monk what was the significance of the two.

The monk explained that in the Chinese system of yin and yang, positives must always be balanced by negatives, and having the two statues ensures that the universal balance was maintained.

"This statue of the woman is the Goddess of Mercy, Kuan-Yin."

"What about the other one?" asked the tourist.

"This one is the God of No Mercy, Kuan-Yew."

2004-12-09T00:17:00.000+08:00

another of him

2004-12-09T00:15:00.000+08:00

woi...harlo...haiz...2dae very sian..early morning sis nana call me 2 go her house(actualli nt morning..1230 liddat)..i still slping..=)she say gt sumting wrong wif her comp..so i ask my bro 2 go wif me ah...actualli i lazy 2 go but i rmb gt montel so i go ah..hehe ;]..dis is de pix i take...

Is Dis TRUE..?? haha

2004-12-07T23:07:00.000+08:00

Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.

Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- They both had the lady TOGETHER.

Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.

Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his advisor.
- The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.

Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.

Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.

Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomizing the other because she was rejected by both.

Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The two men are still waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT on how to proceed.

wad a day man....

2004-12-05T23:10:00.000+08:00

jz now wake up early in de morning siol....sundae sumore..haiz...bcoz of haikal's soccer match uh...ayo...he sae meet at redhill MRT station at 810...wad de hell...so i siap2 ah den at 745 go out coz haikal sae cannot be late...but den i reach at de place on de dot oso nobody's dere except nadzri...fuck sia...haikal oso late...toots btol...haha..chill..=)

den we wait ah for dem...1 by 1 cum...den we saw our opponent...dey cum in a grp den haikal ask 2 go cek de field ah...Gan Eng Seng field if not wrong...but den after a few mins i saw dem cummin back 2 de MRT station...haikal ask y..den dey say field under construction...wahwahwah...aper mepek siol...field pon bleh under construction...haha

In de end we play at SP de multi-purpose field..haha..2 bad we lose...wahwahwah...9-3 sumore...but could'nt blame us wad coz we all 1st tym play 2gether as a team...communication rbk dok...our opponent all cum frm de same team...but after 2nd half gt improve a bit tanx 2 sum cacat coach nye tactic yg "Bagos"..wakwakwak...1st half de score is 5-1 if not wrong...but i can sae i enjoy playin sia although tiring...u noe y anot..coz of sum ppl hu play kakla...haha...gt zuhri bcom de goalie giler...den de Sam playing center beside me...i ask him for de ball...but he turns wif de ball lyk he is drivin a lorry siol...punye lah lembab...whahwhahwh

enuff abt de match...after match we go mkn at j.e entertainment center at KFC...den we go order ah..den dis girl hu takes haikal order..de name ..FUhYooO..OH REENA!!...wahwahwah...den we start singin..haha....after mkn go ice skatin nye place..sit down laugh at ppl hu fall...wakwakwak.. :]...den sum of us wanna go jammin but go up de shop close...Aawwwww...den sum go home...i donno y den i follow aman haikal n affie go queensway...alamak...tired sey...den go home ard 4 reach home den gt ppl cum my house...my neighbour upstairs...den when dey go home K.O sia me...until 7..haiz...now still tired....donno tml go jep house or not....

try dis...

2004-12-04T21:35:00.000+08:00

I'm rabbit frm Winnie The Pooh.....wad are u?
Take the 100 Acre Personality Quiz!

CONGRATULATIONS TAUFIK!!!

2004-12-02T02:16:00.000+08:00

wahahaha...wah...Taufik is the 1st Singapore Idol sey...i oso gt vote leh..hehe =P...aniwae congrats 2 him 4 being de SG Idol...i oso sleepy liao 2 write animore...so enjoy ur day...haf fun wif dis joke... :)

MISS SINGAPORE

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"

Miss USA: Lamp

Miss Malaysia: Light bulb

Miss Singapore: LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lion

Miss Malaysia: Leopard

Miss Singapore: LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question incorrectly, you are disqualified.

Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lemon

Miss Malaysia: Lychee

Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", the decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lung (applause)

Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)

Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU

Judge: ?????????!!!!

2004-11-23T22:10:00.000+08:00

dis is de pix taken during de jln raye yest using Zuhri's new hp...quite clear sia...

2004-11-21T01:01:00.000+08:00

my small cuzzins durin hari raye...ina,lisha n ajul....

Wad a day...

2004-11-20T23:37:00.000+08:00

Eh..ko tau tk??Aku tk tau...aku pon tk tau...wahwhahwahwah..dis is de ting dat makes everibodi laugh lyk hell yest..=D Yest i went jalan2 raye wif my poly frens..al2gether 11 of us. Fuyoohh..frm de start of de jln till de end at abt midnite could not stop laughing...bcoz of dis custard name Faliq..haha..maap eh...dis guy is one bloody joker sia...everyting he say will sure make us laugh...wahahah...

At first we meet up at de mosque for de friday prayer...but den dis boi name Syahmi(de kaki lambat) say dat he will join us later(da nampak sah lambat ah tu)...so he nvr visit my house..den after dat went 2 Qai's house..mkn..den Zuhri's house..mkn..den Haikal's house...mkn..den Aman's house also mkn...haiz...if my perot can meletop...burst orredy sia...haha..but after dat de other 3 house no mkn..heng ah...hehe :P

Actualli at Haikal's house we juz rmb gt SGIdol...so we decide 2 faster go Aman house n at 8 to go 2 de next house..haha..but we still gt tym 2 play pool...at 8 sharp we went 2 Syahmi's house..take bus den LRT...inside LRT oso Faliq make noise sia..haha...damn loud sia we laugh 2gether...den reach syahmi's house watch SGIdol...den after dat went 2 Imran's house...at sembawang....jauh nye..at dis point of tym everybodi tired orredy...den after dat take taxi 2 Affie's house...at dat tym abt 11 liao..haiz..

At Affie house ah de most funny part...eventhough everybodi ngantok orredy,but we laugh de most at Affie house...at 1st Faliq sent donno ah wad msg(i tink msg 2 tell where he is) 2 Affie...which is actualli meant 2 be sent 2 his gf(nampak sah da ngantok tu)...den Affie oso shock...he tell all of us..den all of us laugh ah...den we continue watch soccer...after a while Faliq take out his hp...dis is wad he say...
Faliq: Gdnyte sayang....(looking at his hp)..
Den he said: Aper Mie...(looking at Syahmi)
Syahmi: Huh?? (merabe-ing his pants 4 his hp)
Den everyone laugh bcoz Faliq was juz kiddin him...wakakaaka...damn funny sia Sam expression...haha..his face turns red...awwww...den after a while den we went home abt 2 midnite...

2004-11-17T13:54:00.000+08:00

dis is de album de song is taken from...

THE SONG

2004-11-17T13:50:00.000+08:00

Cake - I Will Survive

At first I was afraid
I was petrified
I kept thinking I could never live without you
By my side
But then I spent so many nights
Just thinking how you've done me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to get along

And so you're back
From outer space
I just walked in to find you
Here without that look upon your face

I should have changed my fuckin' lock
I would have made you leave your key
If I had had know for just one second
You'd be back to bother me

Oh now go,
Walk out the door
Just turn around
Now, you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one
Who tried to break me with desire?
Did you think I'd crumple?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh not I,
I will survive
Yeah
As Long as I know how to love,
I know I'll be alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
I will survive,
I will survive
Yeah, yeah

(Instrumental Break)

It took all the strength I had
Just not to fall apart
I'm trying hard to mend the pieces
Of my broken heart
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry,
But now I hold my head up high

And you see me
With somebody new
I'm not that stupid little person
Still in love with you

And so you thought you'd just drop by
And you expect me to be free
But now I'm saving all my lovin'
For someone whose lovin' me

Oh now go,
Walk out the door
Just turn around
Now, you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one
Who tried to break me with desire?
Did you think I'd crumple?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh not I,
I will survive
Yeah
As long as I know how to love,
I know I'll be alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
I will survive,
I will survive
Yeah, yeah

Oh no...

TrY DiS ComPany'S WeiGht LoSs ProGrAmme

2004-11-12T22:54:00.000+08:00

A man was walking down the street, he saw an advertisment on a telephone pole for "The Greatest Weight Loss Program". They had 3 different programs. One that lasted 5 days, another for 10 days and the last one for 20 days. The ad also said, "100% successful or ALL your money back!".The man thought he had nothing to lose except his weight, so he took down the phone number.

When he got home, he called the company. Man: I would like to try your weight loss program. Woman on the phone: Sure, which program would you like to join? Man: I think the one that takes 5 days. Woman on the phone: Great! Can I have your details, please? So, the man gave his details.

Early next morning there was a knock on the door. Standing in his doorway was a beautiful woman with nothing on except joggers and a sign over her body saying, "If you can catch me, you can have me!". This went on for 5 days until on the last day he caught her and he had her!! :)

The man lost 5kg during 5 days and was very impressed! He decided to lose more weight and to try the 10 days program. He called the company asking to join the next program. The woman took down his details and told him that it would be effective tomorrow morning.

Sure enough, there was a knock on his door early in the morning. Standing there was an even more beautiful and fitter woman. She was wearing nothing but a pair of joggers and a sign over her glorious body saying, "If you can catch me, you can have me!". This continued for 10 days until the last day he caught her and he had her!! :)

In that time the man lost 10kg. He was very happy and loved the way this program worked. So, he decided to try the final program, the 20 days one. He once again called the company. Man: I want to do the 20 days program now. Woman on the phone: Are you sure? This is a very tough program. Man: (smiling) I think I can handle it. Woman on the phone: It is VERY intense. Are you positive? Man: I am positive! So, the woman on the phone took down his details and he paid his money.

Sure enough, there was a knock on the door early the next morning. Standing in the doorway was an absolutely gorgeous, totally fit man. He was naked except for a pair of joggers and a sign over his tanned body saying, "If I can catch you, I can have you!".

2004-11-10T23:57:00.000+08:00

Montel n Kakak taken juz now...

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2004-11-10T23:53:00.000+08:00

yest 2 tired 2 write ah...so i write abt yest 1st..=p..yest gt gathering ah for 2003 4es malay ppl 2 buke samer2...at 1st i dont wanna cum ah..gt alot of crap ah for me dont wanna cum..haha..but dey all pester me 2 cum...i oso make up my mind last minit sia...i wake yest at abt 2 den i decide..haha...so i get up n siap2 to go ah sumore gt sum jackass waana blanja... :)..den we go buke at Taman Ros...haha..wak kang fav place...sial ah we order food quite alot..dont say we...me alone order almost $7 sia...but den in de end i donno how we end up paying $3.50 each..=D..damn good sia..eat so much pay a little oni...den after mkn dey decide go play pool at Lucky Plaza..i juz follow ah...but i play 1 game oni coz gonna get home 2 watch Ren Wo Ao You..=)..but reach home gt 2 watch last 15 mins oni.. :( Den 2 tired 2 write dis ting...below gt pic of me n de bois after buke...

As for 2dae...i didnt do aniting much...as usual wake up at 3..=P..den kakak say Montel wanna cum.. ;).den he cum..play wif himlah..but 2dae he veri de quiet...donno y lah..dats all ah i do 2dae..

2004-11-10T01:59:00.000+08:00

Me n de bois at orchard donno doin wad.....

2004-11-10T01:57:00.000+08:00

Affie n Me

TrY Tis sKA tEsT..!

2004-11-06T21:48:00.000+08:00

I AM 83% SKA!

Pick it up, I skank! I am one full-fledged crazy Rudie, I am going to go celebrate my victory with some skankin'!

Take the SKA test at
Fuali.com

Story Bout Ah Choy & Ah Seng...

2004-11-05T01:41:00.000+08:00

One day, Ah Choy & Ah Seng were walking down the Chinatown when they saw something in their path.

"Wait!" cried Ah Choy.

"Wat is lat ho?"

"Yah ho! Be carefool lo," warned Ah Seng.

"Wat is it?" They approached the thing and looked at it very closely. "Eee.. look like shit lah!" say Ah Choy.

"Hmmm..smell like shit also!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.

Ah Choy then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, "Tastes like shit!"

Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confident, he said, "Confirm is shit!"

Then they smiled at each other, "Wah! lucky we didn't step on it."

2004-11-03T23:04:00.000+08:00

Top 10 reasons why there are no sex scandals in Singapore...

10. Can't even be naked in own home, how to have sex?
9. Ah Lians don't exactly turn our leaders on.
8. Our leaders are cloned; no need for sex.
7. Hotels in Geylang no longer allowed to rent out rooms by the hour.
6. Sex not one of the 5 C's.
5. Oral sex still illegal in Singapore.
4. SPGs only go for foreigners.
3. Kiasee - don't want to get AIDS
2. Amended Women's Charter can bankrupt adulterous men.
And the number one reason why there are no sex scandals...
1. Still confused over condoms and condos.

ENJOY DE SONG!!

2004-11-03T01:11:00.000+08:00

haloo...as hari raya is reachin, i would lyk 2 take dis opportunity 2 wish all the muslims an advance SELAMAT HARI RAYA!!...n 4 those hu noe me i oso wanna sae MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN if i gt do anitin or sae anitin dat hurt ur feelins or wad..ok...haha..all dis in advance ah...maybe during hari raya we nvr meet or wad...=P...one more ting...enjoy de HAri RaYa SonG ah by Jay Jay...haha..raye song oso ska concept..aniwae juz enjoy de song aight...for my non-muslims FrenS oso enjoy aights...wokay..=D

EnJOy Ya....N HappY hOLiDaes 2 AlL...

2004-10-31T17:23:00.000+08:00

==>> Condom says to Kotex "When you work, I lose seven days of business." Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business stops for nice months"

==>> A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have your tits on your back?" The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!"

==>> A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!" so he ran off with the TV and VCD...

==>> Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!" Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so i can have a NEW ONE every morning!"

==>> A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of the baby was SAM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")

==>> A lady visited her doctor one morning. Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?" Lady: "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"

==>> Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing..... When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid Replied: "MASTURBATING." (master bathing)

SoRrY Ya FOr thOse dAt Don'T UndErsTAnd

2004-10-29T23:39:00.000+08:00

1) Lubang ape yang rasanye hangat,nikmat dan nyaman?
Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pas tu tido balik.

2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh ramai lelaki?
Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak

3) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?
Answer: Kuih salah bikin.

4) Binatang ape power Karate?
Answer: Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade.

5) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye.

7) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK SAHAJA'

8) Saya ade 3 kepala,4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?
Answer: Pembohong...

9) Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati'?
Answer: Usus

10) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
Answer: Kutu rambut

11) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
Answer: Neneknye si katak

12) Knape lelaki takleh kene penyakit anjing gila?
Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya'

13) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?
Answer: - Sekretari baik..................'Selamat pagi tuan'
- Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan'

14) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?
Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang...hehe

15) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?
Answer: Tukang gali kubur

16) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?
Answer: Tahi hidung

17) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?
Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat...

18) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?
Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa ...gile ke ape...

19) Gajah terbang dengan ape?
Answer: Dengan susah payah......

20) Knape teke-teki ni tkde nombor 6?
Answer: Sebab luper nak ltak da...haha

2004-10-21T00:44:00.000+08:00

Hey ther...hows the story...wad were u thinkin of..=P.. Aniwae i hope dat all the tings dat i had post help u relieve ur stress..;)...n i wanna wish u all...GOOD LUCK FOR UR EXAMS..!! If u dont haf exam den bad luck for u ah...wahahaha

2004-10-21T00:35:00.000+08:00

Tis is a story about a father n his daugther...
The story begins..

Dad: May, come here. I wanna show u sumthin.

May: Yeah dad, wad issit?

Dad: Come into my room n after dat help me 2 close all the windows curtains.

May: Wad??!! (wads wif my dad...there's sumthing wrong wif him)

Dad: I said dat...

May: Ya dad, i noe...it's oni dat i don't believe wad u r saying...

Dad: Ya it's true. I ask u 2 come into my room n help me 2 close all the windows curtain.

May is still worried...but she juz followed her dad's instructions. At the same tym she still figurin out...wad is her dad goin 2 do...wif nobodi at home..left the 2 of dem alone oni.

Dad: Okay, come here sit beside me. Heh heh.

May: Hey dad, i muz go out now. Mom will be back anytym now.

Dad: There's no need 2 worry. Come here sit beside me now. Don't let me use force.

May had no choice but 2 sit besde him...her heart beats veri fast 2 de max. Inside her head now she is thinkin of wad will happen of her.

Dad: Wow!! Nice!! Yiihaaa....Astalavista bebeh. Okay, come under my blanket now.

May: Wad??!!

Dad: Fasterlah come in...tok so much oni. I tie ur mouth den u noe.

May: Dad, i'm scared lah.. (wanted 2 cry)

Dad: May, come see dis!!

May cannot bring herself 2 see it...she close her eyes. She noes her father is up 2 no good. Her dad is crazee. He tinks dat by showing 1st is an intro lah. But in her heart she feels dat she wants 2 haf a look. So she open her eyes slowly. Den she saw.....

Dad: Nice or not my new G-SHOCK watch. It glows in the dark. Expensive u noe..!! Ok, now u can go out oreddy.

END OF STORY

2004-10-20T11:30:00.000+08:00

The Top 10 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick:

10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:
1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

NEW SONG

2004-10-19T15:23:00.000+08:00

hey ya...i've change song orredy 2 What About You??!! by Fishtank...quite a nice song...de previous one is Oh!Reena by Corumn 80's...if u haf nvr heard of dat song n wanna hear it juz ask me ah..=)
Now tok abt 2dae ah...nothing much happen..wake up,go skool...oni gt 1 lesson...sian ah...den go home sleep ah...:>..now no more tings 2 write ah...den i gif u all a joke...2 entertain urself...stay happy everybodi...=P

WHAT IS INTELLIGENCE??

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, ‘intelligence'?"The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."

I'M BACK..!!!

2004-10-18T16:22:00.000+08:00

wahahaha...FINALLY after how many kezillion daes now i'm back for more shits..wakakka...:)Sorry abt dat..so long orredy i nvr update tis...gt alot of reason ah...com rosak lah...lazy lah...and gt alot more ah...:(..but nvr mind...now gt tym do ah...but maybe after dis oso gt no tym to update again bcoz exam cummin liao..aniwae 2dae is de 3rd dae of puaser...everyting ok ah...:P..SO....SELAMAT BERPUASER SMUER....haha...sori lambat skit wish...k lah...late orredy ah...tml need 2 wake up early 2 sahur...till den...;P

WOW!!

2004-09-16T15:13:00.000+08:00

woohooo...mm day performance gerek sey...haha...jz now i go 2 mm day concert...it was fun...haha.Got alot of things dat haf been put up...sum of dem is boring...de great ting is dat we get 2 eat free food...hahaha....its not free after all...we pay $3 for de ticket so muz eat our fill.De 1st prize lucky draw ipod mini sia..den de winner turn out 2 be a no. b4 me....aarrrggghh...dem sway sia...haiz..

WAd A Gr8 DaY

2004-09-15T15:55:00.000+08:00

wah..2dae veri gd dae sia...i not boring thruout de whole dae.Lunch as usual at 12 but teacher release early at abt 1115...den go makan at fc5 eat de new wad kfc meal ah...donno ah wad de name.Den donno wad 2 do borro sepak takraw ball...tink dat wanna play takraw at sports hall...but in de end we play 'ole' wif de takraw ball...haha...damn fun sia...den go CAD tired...cold sumore...haiz...Den afterdat go home ah...slp 4 awhile..den do hw...dats all ah

WahLau...Difficult sia do tis ting...

2004-09-14T00:07:00.000+08:00

sial ah...damn tired man do tis ting...nobodi wanna help me...so do myself...haiz...sibei sian ah...tis is juz testin...hahaa..=I